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Moviefone's UnSexiest Men Alive

Johnny Depp was officially named People's Sexiest Man Alive 2009, which got us thinking -- who are the UNsexiest male celebs in Hollywood?

The following fellas are the least in danger of causing a female stampede -- no matter how much Axe body spray they put on.

(Editor's Note: We still love you, guys.)






10. John C. Reilly
One possible explanation for why Will Ferrell so often appears alongside Reilly -- at the very least, it will up his hot quotient. We'll opt to 'Walk Hard' in the opposite direction.



9. Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin might have once been an OK-looking guy, but these days you'd never know it. The only thing that beard inspires a woman to do is a lice check. This is a look that only works if you're Hassidic or Amish.



8. Mickey Rourke
So hot in '9 1/2 Weeks', Rourke now looks like a wannabe aging rock star. We'd need some serious cootie spray if this 'Wrestler' tried to put us in a Nelson hold.



7. Michael Moore
This outspoken director is married so we can only assume his wife must think he's all that and a bag of chips (and a side of fries, and a cream cheese bagel, and several rotisserie chicken ...). Just be thankful his provocative docs don't contain nude scenes.



6. Randy Quaid
Imagine getting 'Kingpinned' by this character actor, especially with that pageboy hair-do he rocked in the Farrelly Brothers film? We can't either. He may have hearded sheep on 'Brokeback Mountain' but there's no way Quaid was getting invited in that tent!




5. Philip Seymour Hoffman
A brilliant actor? Yes. A heartthrob? Not quite. His sex scene with Marisa Tomei in 'Before the Devil Knows You're Dead' is sure to inspire you and your date to take a vow of celibacy.



4. Paul Giamatti
It would take a few barrels of wine for us to get 'Sideways' with this actor. The powdered wig he donned for John Adams was actually an improvement, though when it comes to getting frisky with a Founding Father, he's still no Benjamin Franklin.



3. Justin Long
Drew, sweetie, what are you thinking? Justin Long is a 31-year-old man that looks like a 13 year-old boy. Hey, at least the PC guy has gone through puberty.



2. Kevin Spacey
Is he gay? Is he straight? Kevin won't tell, but one thing's for certain -- this guy's sex appeal is a mystery, too. C'mon, Keyser Soze, give us something to work with!



1.
Gary Busey
He's fascinating, he's outrageous and he has gigantic teeth. What woman could resist the mystery wrapped within an enigma that is Busey? To coin one of his Busey-isms, let's just say that we are NOT HOT (Not One That He Overly Titillates) for Gary.



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